BURKE'S LAWS

From the first season and first disc:

Never box with a senior citizen. Burke's Law.

Never eat nice little round pancakes when you're in a hurry. Burke's Law.

In cases of homicide- check out the facts, one by one, slow and easy. Burke's Law.

Always punctual where beautiful girls are concerned. Burke's Law.

Goodbye Bridget. Burke's Law.

Never drink martinis with beautiful suspects. Burke's Law.

Play it cool. Burke's Law.

When the bell rings. Keep on your feet. Burke's Law.

Never confuse the improbable with the impossible. Burke's Law.

Got to get the facts first, theories later. Sometimes if you're lucky it will work the other way around but not often. Burke's Law

Doomquotes [taken from Iron Man Vs. Doctor Doom]

YOU DARE LAY HANDS ON ME? YOU HAVE LITTLE REGARD FOR YOUR LIFE, FOOL! AND I HAVE EVEN LESS! - Doom to Sir Gareth

An open drawbridge, and no guards. I've researched Morgana for months, and carelessness is not her way. But then neither-- is it the way-- of Von Doom!

[at Tony Stark's home]
[Doom] Ah. A Renoir. I have three myself. I had four. But I ordered one burned.
[Stark] What--? You had a priceless work of art destroyed?! In Heaven's name, WHY?
[Doom] It displeased me.

Doom has arrived

Having perceived a lack of proper cultural analysis and content in the blogosphere Doom has decided to fill that void. Who better than Doom? After all, next to Doom, Lex Luthor is a mentally deficient uncultured kindergarten drop-out while Darth Vader is nothing more than a blatant rip-off of yours truly- a matter which will be dealt with later.

One feature will be a listing of Burke's Laws [even if Doom does not agree with them all- they will be listed faithfully]. You don't know who Captain Amos Burke is? Then this blog is more necessary than even Doom had contemplated!

Now if we can just get rid of that blasted Richards...