Doom without Gloom
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Doomquotes [from FF#376]
Doom may be thwarted, circumvented, deterred, disappointed or delayed but he is never defeated!
Doomquotes [from FF#375]
You foolishly attack me becaucse you erroneously believe me malevolent! But my most fervent desire has always to bring peace and prosperity to the entire universe as I have done to my beloved kingdom of Latveria... Doom has but a single demand, total, blind obedieince.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Doomquotes [from FF#361]
I hardly need to explain myself to a witless insufferable buffoon, but my disdain for these mind-altering substances far surpasses your own! Doom is destined to become the master of this world! But I have little interest in ruling a drug-addicted populace. My only desire is to eradicate this will-sapping, mind-stealing plague! - Doom
Y-ya gotta be kiddin' me! You mean yer... yow! - Ben Grimm
Jests are for lesser men. Doom has no time for petty... Doom
Grimm may be an ill-tempered, self-righteous jerk... but he's our ill-tempered, self-righteous jerk! - Yancy Street Gang Member
Ah, the impetousness of youth. - Doom
Where ya goin' Doom. Why doncha try to finish me off? - Grimm
While I would thoroughly relish crushing you as you once did my hand- I have noted that your arm is injured and in a cast- and I will not resort to such a hollow victory. You must be at the zenith of your brutish physical prowess in order for me to fully savor your final defeat. And that day is fast approaching Grimm. - Doom
Y-ya gotta be kiddin' me! You mean yer... yow! - Ben Grimm
Jests are for lesser men. Doom has no time for petty... Doom
Grimm may be an ill-tempered, self-righteous jerk... but he's our ill-tempered, self-righteous jerk! - Yancy Street Gang Member
Ah, the impetousness of youth. - Doom
Where ya goin' Doom. Why doncha try to finish me off? - Grimm
While I would thoroughly relish crushing you as you once did my hand- I have noted that your arm is injured and in a cast- and I will not resort to such a hollow victory. You must be at the zenith of your brutish physical prowess in order for me to fully savor your final defeat. And that day is fast approaching Grimm. - Doom
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Doomquotes [from FF#300]
Bachman - Herr Doctor. There is news from America.
Doom - Lower your voice Bachman, these rare night blooming orchids are extremely sensitive to sound.
Bachman - A thousand pardons excellency but I thought you would wish to be told--!
Doom - of the impending marriage of the Human Torch?
Bachman - Y-you know? But word arrived just now via diplomatic pouch!
Doom - Ah, faithful Bachman, have you yet to realize the vastness of my resources? Let a word be uttered, a rumour confirmed-- anywhere in the world-- and Doctor Doom hears! Now leave me. I must decide how best to make my presence felt at the happy nuptials.
Bachman - Y-you plan to attend--?
Doom - Yes Bachman, one way or another, if only in spirit.
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Officer Sheldon- A crate's just been delivered from the Latverian Embassy-- as far as we can determine it carries no electronics, explosives or toxic substances of any sort.
Sue Richards - But if it's from the Latverian Embassy then Doctor Doom is behind it. How did he know where the wedding was going to be?
Ben Grimm - Doom could probably find out what were having for breakfast tomorrow. Well, no sense delayin' the inevitable! [opens package] Hmmph! Nothin' but a buncha flowers! I'd have expected poison sumac from that creep!
Reed Richards - There appears to be a note attached.
Sue - It's in Doom's handwriting. He extends best wishes to Alicia and pledges... Oh, good Heavens... "A truce between us for as long as these flowers bloom."
Ben - A truce? From Doom? I don't believe it!
Reed - Well, Ben, Doom is a lover of the arts... and Alicia is an artist of some renown... it's probably Doom's way of showing his munificence.
Ben - If you mean he was bein' generous- I don't buy it. Threats are Doom's style not gifts.
Reed - Perhaps this was both Ben. After all, how long do cut flowers stay in bloom?
Doom - Lower your voice Bachman, these rare night blooming orchids are extremely sensitive to sound.
Bachman - A thousand pardons excellency but I thought you would wish to be told--!
Doom - of the impending marriage of the Human Torch?
Bachman - Y-you know? But word arrived just now via diplomatic pouch!
Doom - Ah, faithful Bachman, have you yet to realize the vastness of my resources? Let a word be uttered, a rumour confirmed-- anywhere in the world-- and Doctor Doom hears! Now leave me. I must decide how best to make my presence felt at the happy nuptials.
Bachman - Y-you plan to attend--?
Doom - Yes Bachman, one way or another, if only in spirit.
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Officer Sheldon- A crate's just been delivered from the Latverian Embassy-- as far as we can determine it carries no electronics, explosives or toxic substances of any sort.
Sue Richards - But if it's from the Latverian Embassy then Doctor Doom is behind it. How did he know where the wedding was going to be?
Ben Grimm - Doom could probably find out what were having for breakfast tomorrow. Well, no sense delayin' the inevitable! [opens package] Hmmph! Nothin' but a buncha flowers! I'd have expected poison sumac from that creep!
Reed Richards - There appears to be a note attached.
Sue - It's in Doom's handwriting. He extends best wishes to Alicia and pledges... Oh, good Heavens... "A truce between us for as long as these flowers bloom."
Ben - A truce? From Doom? I don't believe it!
Reed - Well, Ben, Doom is a lover of the arts... and Alicia is an artist of some renown... it's probably Doom's way of showing his munificence.
Ben - If you mean he was bein' generous- I don't buy it. Threats are Doom's style not gifts.
Reed - Perhaps this was both Ben. After all, how long do cut flowers stay in bloom?
Saturday, April 2, 2011
COMPLIMENTS FROM THE ENEMY #5 [from FF #246]
If your plan should fail... - Leopold
Fail? Fail? Doctor Doom does not fail! - Doombot
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Doom does not repeat himself Grimm. Learn that... now! - Doombot
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I know you are a man of your word Von Doom... - Sue Richards
Fail? Fail? Doctor Doom does not fail! - Doombot
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Doom does not repeat himself Grimm. Learn that... now! - Doombot
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I know you are a man of your word Von Doom... - Sue Richards
Friday, April 1, 2011
COMPLIMENTS FROM THE ENEMY #4 [from FF #236]
Only one man could be responsible for this... it's Doctor Doom! - Reed Richards
DOOM never lies! ... His word is his bond. - Reed Richards
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Should we go after them sire? - Doombot
No! They have won their freedom. They won it fairly as I would have done. You can take the measure of a man by the foes he fights - and by the way he accepts defeat. For defeat with honor is merely victory delayed. Tomorrow shall belong to me! - Doom
DOOM never lies! ... His word is his bond. - Reed Richards
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Should we go after them sire? - Doombot
No! They have won their freedom. They won it fairly as I would have done. You can take the measure of a man by the foes he fights - and by the way he accepts defeat. For defeat with honor is merely victory delayed. Tomorrow shall belong to me! - Doom
Monday, March 28, 2011
COMPLIMENTS FROM THE ENEMY #3
Sue Richards on seeing the Sphinx - I have never seen anyone look so completely threatening before-- not since DOCTOR DOOM! [FF Annual#12]
I have been a blasted fool. All the clues were there from the beginning. Who else could have conceived the ingenious designs I spotted in the New York lab? Only he could have captured the Fantastic Four so easily. And who else could have financed the solar rocket that helped me to regain my powers? Only DOCTOR DOOM! - Reed Richards [FF#198]
I have been a blasted fool. All the clues were there from the beginning. Who else could have conceived the ingenious designs I spotted in the New York lab? Only he could have captured the Fantastic Four so easily. And who else could have financed the solar rocket that helped me to regain my powers? Only DOCTOR DOOM! - Reed Richards [FF#198]
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